You have to hand it to the Italian movie industry: they certainly made a lax trademark regime work for them when it comes to producing knock-off sequels. From Jaws to The Terminator to Alien, Hollywood hit after Hollywood hit would find itself rehashed by unscrupulous Italian B-movie studios in the 1980s. I’ve previously outlined how Dawn of the Dead – known as Zombi for the Italian release – spawned an actually pretty good Lucio Fulci followup before the Zombi series got into diminishing returns, and how a totally absurd number of movies got released as Zombi sequels on the sly regardless of anyone’s original intentions.
A smaller-scale but no less bizarre franchise-which-isn’t-a-franchise is the La Casa series. La Casa, you see, was the Italian title for The Evil Dead, and naturally La Casa 2 was Evil Dead 2. This inspired Joe D’Amato to commission an unofficial La Casa 3; directed by the highly variable Umberto Lenzi at his absolute nadir of competence, this would be known in more trademark-respecting markets as Ghosthouse and is absolutely awful; Rifftrax did a pretty good job on it if you have to go there.
Astonishingly, Ghosthouse was actually kind of a hit, one suspects because viewers put down their money thinking they’d be getting more Evil Dead and it was astonishingly cheap to make. Two more Italian-made La Casa sequels were made before the second and third House movies got repackaged in Italy to round off the series. Well, strictly speaking only House III: The Horror Story got repackaged as La Casa 7; House II: The Second Story is referred to as La Casa 6 but was never officially released under that exact name, leaving the series with a gaping hole at the 6 notch.
It gets more bizarre: Ghosthouse became the foundation of another franchise-in-name-only, with Lamberto Bava’s The Ogre, two other Umberto Lenzi haunted house clunkers (The House of Witchcraft and The House of Lost Souls, themselves part of the La Case Maledette series of made-for-TV horror films), and La Casa 4 and La Casa 5 forming the other members of the Ghosthouse series. Even wilder, La Casa 4 is sometimes designated as Ghosthouse 2 and sometimes as Ghosthouse 5, at the sheer whim of the various video distributors who participated in this nonsense.
Once you start getting into this stuff it gets outright fractal – Bava’s The Ogre was also dubbed by some (incorrectly) as being the third entry in the Demons series. So let’s back up from the edge of the abyss and just concentrate on La Casa: 88 Films have, for some goddamn reason, put out blu-rays of La Casa 4 and La Casa 5, so why don’t we take a look at them. After all, how bad can they be?
Dear reader: they can be astonishingly bad.
La Casa 4, AKA Witchcraft, AKA Witchery, AKA Ghosthouse 2, AKA Ghosthouse 5
Calling itself Witchcraft on the print 88 Films used, this was directed by Fabrizio Laurenti and is notable largely for landing David Hasselhoff to play the male lead, having been made right in the middle of his career slump between Knight Rider ending and Baywatch kicking off. The Hoff plays Gary, a photographer who accompanies his buddy Leslie (Leslie Cumming) on a paranormal research expedition to an isolated island off the New England coast.
The island is home to an abandoned hotel complex which is the focus of much local legend, the root of these superstitions being linked to the witch persecutions that happened in the area centuries ago. The place’s dire reputation means that the hotel is up for sale cheap, and the Brooks family – domineering mother Rose (Annie Ross), father Freddie (Bob Champagne), pregnant daughter Jane (Linda Blair) and young son Tommy (Michael Manchester) – are stopping by for a viewing, since they are considering buying the place and reopening it. Accompanying them is the estate agent, Jerry Giordano (Rick Farnsworth), who’s eager to make the sale, and Linda Sullivan (Catherine Hickland), a sexually voracious architect who’s coming along to do an estimate of how much it would cost to renovate the place.
This makes things rather awkward once the two parties encounter each other, since Leslie didn’t get permission to go to the island and it’s private property – but that’s soon the least of anyone’s worries. The boat that took the Brooks to the island has vanished, and a storm’s up so the rubber dinghy that Gary and Leslie used to get here can’t be used either. And it is evident to the viewer – but not yet the characters – that everyone has been drawn to this place by the mysterious Lady In Black (Hildegard Knef), who it’s implied might be a former Hollywood star who, after filming a feature on the island, became obsessed with the place to the point of buying it up and making her home here, abandoning her career entirely.
Or rather, the spirit of that actress – for the Lady In Black is manifesting in ways which make it clear she’s no mundane human. And that’s just the start of the strangeness that will claim the lives of most of the visitors to the island, as the forces of witchcraft gather and the gates of Hell yawn open…
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