Queen Bavmorda (Jean Marsh) rules the realm of Nockmaar with an iron fist – but a prophecy has it that a child will soon be born, a young girl identifiable by a special birthmark who will be destined to overthrow Bavmorda. Thus, the Queen has all pregnant women in Nockmaar tracked down and imprisoned, so that the child can be identified when born and then slain. The baby of destiny, who’ll come to be called Elora (variously played by Kate and Ruth Greenfield and Rebecca Bearman), is duly born – but her mother (Sallyanne Law) persuades the midwife Ethna (Zulema Dene) to smuggle the child out of Bavmorda’s palace.
Ethna sets the baby down in a basket and allows it to float down the river, because apparently we’re mashing up the Christ and Moses narratives here, and is retrieved by the children of one Willow Ufgood (Warwick Davis). Willow is a hobbit Nelwyn, and the hobbits Nelwyn are an insular people who just want to be left alone by the “Daikini”, their term for humans; Willow’s neighbours are especially put out when one of Bavmorda’s vicious hounds attacks the village festival in the hunt for the baby.
The High Aldwin (Billy Barty), the hobbit Nelwyn shaman-wizard-mayor who sees in Willow the potential to be a great sorcerer if he’d just believe in himself, considers the matter and sends off Willow and a party of Nelwyn to take the baby off to a nearby crossroads on the periphery of the Shire Nelwyn territory, there to hand the child off to a suitable human. Arriving there, Willow and his party meet Madmartigan (Val Kilmer), a condemned man that Willow’s party encounters imprisoned in a cage hung over the crossroads at the border of the Shire Nelwyn realm.
Most of the Nelwyn immediately turn around and go home at this point; only Willow and his buddy Meegosh (David J. Steinberg) stick around, hoping someone more appropriate than Madmartigan will come along. Eventually they decide to take a chance on the rogue, free him, and hand over the baby – only to discover on their return journey that the child has been taken back by a clan of brownies under the orders of Cherlindrea (Maria Holvöe), the fairy queen, who strongly informs Willow that he has been chosen by none other than the baby herself to be her guardian. Off Willow goes on a new quest, with baby in hand and brownies Rool and Franjean (Kevin Pollak and Rick Overton), to help Elora with that nagging destiny issue – and who knows, maybe that layabout Madmartigan will turn out to be more relevant than expected?
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